about
We have a great friend and brother named Mike.
He is a kind hearted dude.
He is close to us as we are close to him.
He writes awesomely hilarious poetry.
Often pertaining to the band.
He reads them in between songs at shows.
That is all you need to know about Mike.
lyrics
I’m captain of the ice cream mouth team
I’ve got 33 flavors of ice cream to sell on earth
I’m captain of the ice cream mouth team
I got 7 bars to sell in heaven
It aint no easy task cause the walls are paved in ice cream
I’m captain of the ice cream mouth team
I got 666 bars to sell down in hell
It aint no easy task cause everybody’s mouths are on fire
And they need temporary relief
From the heat
I’m captain of the ice cream mouth team
I’m captain of the ice cream mouth team
I got ice cream to sell on Halloween
It aint no easy task because everyones getting free treats
On holloween
This song is for people like reggie
In the movie phantasm
Who had to work on a ice cream truck
A child drops ice cream
On the ground
Hey its spelling something sexually frustrated
What
Hose that off before the children see that
credits
from
Die Hard,
track released March 20, 2010
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